July282014
“Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges.” potential Onion headline (via pansexualpagan)

(via casualdorkpatrol)

12AM
12AM

I’m surprised to see you here, Rory, given what happened. You were left on the mountainside. Yeah, I can’t believe I’m here. Things weren’t looking too good last time I saw myself. (x)

(Source: rubyredwisp, via creeperarmageddon)

12AM
jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

(via deductiontoseduction)

July272014

scienceandfandoms:

sebastianastan:

superrsoldiers:

my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield

image

image

He’s a little patriotic hedgehog.

(via spazzypandizzy)

11PM

riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

(via yourfictionmyreality)

11PM

notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

(via cataclysmicmelody)

11PM

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

(Source: humbleanimefan, via donechesters)

11PM

(Source: kwanghale, via oswinandargent)

11PM
beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

(Source: yodiscrepo, via mischievousart)

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